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Your customers can tell when the design was done by a machine

By Anthony Bennett
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AI is fine for knocking out a rough idea at half ten at night. It is not fine for the thing your customer actually holds, walks past, or judges you on in three seconds.

You can see it everywhere now. Same fat sans-serif. Same purple-to-blue gradient. Same arrangement of “icons in a row” that could belong to a plumber, a dentist or a lager brand. Logos with a letter that almost works until you look at it twice. Posters with spelling that nearly makes sense. Menus that look designed until you try to find the gluten-free bit.

People don’t say “that was Midjourney.” They just think the place looks a bit generic. Or worse, a bit careless.

What AI is actually good at

Moodboards. Ugly first drafts. “Show me five directions so we’re not starting from a blank page.” Variations of a layout you already like. That’s useful, and we use tools like that in the studio.

What it will not do is sit in a room with you, look at last year’s menus, the light over the bar, the paper stock you’ve already bought, and the fact your regulars are 60 as well as 25. It doesn’t know Doncaster isn’t Harrogate. It doesn’t know your chef will change the specials every Friday and the design still has to cope.

Where it falls apart

It has no taste of its own. It averages out whatever it has seen, which is why so much of it looks like the same pub-chain template wearing a different name.

It doesn’t understand hierarchy. A flyer with six things all shouting is not “bold.” It’s someone who didn’t decide what the job of the page was.

It lies about production. Colours that won’t print. Type too small to read on a laminated menu. Logos that fall apart at signage size. Bleed, safe areas, what happens when this gets stuck on a wet A-board. A model doesn’t care. Your printer will.

It can’t take a brief that contradicts itself, which most real briefs do. “Make it stand out but keep it on brand but the landlord’s wife hates green but it has to match the carpet.” That’s the job.

And it has no one to ring when the fourth venue opens and the old process can’t cope. That’s not a graphic problem on paper, but it’s the same point: tools don’t own the outcome. People do.

What you actually pay a human for

Not magic hands. Judgement.

Someone who will tell you the logo is trying to do too much. Someone who has seen a hundred menus fail because the drinks were an afterthought. Someone who knows when to stop. Someone who will still be here when you need the Christmas version in the same typeface, not a new “AI style” that looks like a different company.

For a North East business that lives or dies on first impressions — fascia, menu, flyer, website, the booking screen on a phone — that judgement is the bit AI keeps skipping.

A sensible way to use both

Use AI to explore. Use a designer to decide. If a generated image gets you to “that sort of thing,” grand. Then a person should rebuild it so it belongs to you, works in print, and won’t look dated the week everyone else’s feed catches up.

If the whole identity came out of a prompt and a prayer, don’t be surprised if it looks like everyone else’s.


We’ve been doing the unglamorous version of this for years: menus, brand, sites, and the systems behind them. If you want a pair of eyes on something that already looks “nearly fine,” get in touch.

Purple Sheep Creative